Computer Sms
Which computer do you have?
Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!
Dear Computer User
Category: Computer Sms, Funny Sms.
Dear Computer User,
I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…
Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?
Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!
Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte
Category: Computer Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms.
Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?
Be a Programmer, Think Differently
Category: College-School Sms, Computer Sms, Funny Sms, Naughty Sms.
Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”
And Submit It Tomorrow….
Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written
#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); }
Be A Programmer… Think Differently
Girl setting password
Category: Computer Sms, Funny Sms, Girls-Boys Sms.
Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her
She types “BRAIN” as password
Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz
Laptop replied: TOO SMALL
GODS are also I.T. Engineers
Category: College-School Sms, Computer Sms, Funny Sms, God Sms.
GODS are also I.T. Engineers
BRAHMA
System installer
VISNU
System supporter
SHIV
System Programmer
NAARAD
Data transfer
YAM
Deleter
MENKA
Virus!
Google maybe the most powerful search engine but
Category: Computer Sms, Funny Sms.
FUNNY JOKE
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
.
.
.
Hansi ko INBOX Anso ko OUTBOX
Category: Computer Sms.
Hansi ko INBOX
Anso ko OUTBOX
Gusay ko HOLD
Muskan ko SENT
Help ko OK
Dil ko VIBRAT kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RING TONE
kesi pyari mehsos hogi.
Sir- Wo Teen Words Batao Jo
Category: Computer Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms.
Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!
